Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Elizabeth needs protection!

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth looks like an angel and plays the harp like a dream.
[*snerk* Aeolian harp, maybe…]

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth says “Turkey is a bridge between East and West!”
[Which is why I only buy turkey dogs.]

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth wants to kill me.
[*whips out steak knife* WHO TOLD?!]

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth does the shalom aleichum
[wtf?]

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth hates her [Hilary Clinton’s] guts!
[Damn straight!]

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth asks Jason to protect Lucky.
[Sure he’s an agent of Satan, but do you want those charms protected or what?]

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Elizabeth goes to school.
[Unfortunately.]

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Elizabeth likes air ships!
[‘nuff said.]

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Elizabeth eats a worm.
[…so?! Everyone’s done it at least once!!!]

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Elizabeth wears the famous 'Three Brothers' jewel
[You mean Elizabeth sells the famous three brothers jewel…]

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Elizabeth was arrested for aggravated assault.
[You’re next, buddy. *fondles baseball bat*]